Ryan had submitted his form yesterday and just tagged along today to get the 411 on how my studies are going and also to ask if I will explain to him a few things. We're standing in the line and he is boasting how I should do things on time like he does. Bleh! And then suddenly he says, "I was bored yesterday so I learned chinese!"
Everybody, literally everybody, turns around and they all have the WT* look on their face. The line only has people from our batch and though we are familiar with all of them, we don't talk regularly to all of them. You just can't maintain social contact with a batch of 300 plus students. But still, that statement got the WT* look from everyone.
He takes out a slip from his pocket and tells me that he can say these sentences in chinese perfectly. I argue that he didn't learn how to speak chinese, he just learned a few sentences. "Just ask me for the translation! By the time I'm done with it, you will be able to speak Chinese too. Think of all the hot chinese chicks you will be able to tap!", he teases.
I give him the 'You Know I'm Gay' look and he has that stupid smile plastered all over his face. It's pointless to argue against him at this moment, so I go ahead.
While I didn't learn chinese by the time it was over, I was definitely laughing my butt off at what just happened. Clueless?
Read ahead - at your own risk;
That's not right - Sum Ting Wong
Small horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan
I ran into that table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
You need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
How come it's so dark in here? - Wao So Dim
Aren't you on a diet? - Wai Yu Mun Ching
Double yellow lines - No Pah King
Our meeting is next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao
I'm hiding - Lei Ying Lo
When did you last have a bath? - Yu Stin Ki Pu
Fantastic! - Fa Kin Su Pah
Will you lend me $100? - No Fu Kin Wai!
Confucius would be so proud of me. But I'd rather exchange a few hot and heavy sentences with Mike Chang from Glee. God, this guy is gorgeous and a totally amazing dancer. While we're having a few of those hot and heavy sentences, why not have a dance as well with him? ;)