May 30, 2010

Men In Uniform


It's no secret that we all like men in uniform. Everybody looks up to a man in a uniform. We, the gays, like looking up to them in our special own way. But occasionally it's even more fun to have a light hearted poke at this subject.

May 28, 2010

Yo! Listen Up!

One of the best things about being with Nathan is that we have alot of things in common. He likes Grey's Anatomy. I like Grey's Anatomy. He loves kids. I love kids. He likes pets. I like pets. He likes dick more than pussy, and so do I. LOL!!

Our list goes on for a few more lines but I need to make this really quick. Our latest addition to our list is that we're both BLOGGERS!

May 25, 2010

Heavenly Bodies

A big part of being me is being campy, trashy, cheesy and completely inappropriate. I'm not saying these qualities are something I'm proud of, but mixed together they constitute what I am. It's like pickles and pregnancy. You don't like pickles 'cuz they leave that bitter taste in your mouth and you definitely don't like pregnancy 'cuz they drive the last ounce of sensibility out of women. But together, they're awesome. Give a pregnant woman a jar of pickles and you shut her up instantly. Not that most of you would need to shut up a pregnant lady, but still make sure to give Phunky a pat on the back when this proves successful.

May 23, 2010

I Don't Like You

I don't like you. I don't like you at all. Infact right now, I'm pretty much on the border-line of hating you. I know that me hating you won't be something really major for you. It clearly shows that your going on about your life as you normally would. While it may not be visible in front of those buttons you call eyes, but my friend happens to be going through a frigg'in heart-break. Yeah, I'm talking about the same one you broke up with a few days ago. And yes, he's the same one who you went back to get together with again after you had rejected him once based on how he looks. Who does that?!

May 14, 2010

Ex! Why?

The day before I rammed my car into the bus (Read; Here), Nathan and I had probably one of the weirdest conversations yet. We talked about how our relations were with Ex, which lead to alot of details being exchanged and eventually an exchange of pics as well. I showed him Bruce and he showed me a certain guy he had developed feelings for, but could never express them in fear of being ridiculed.

A little background on Fabio. He was older than Nathan, about a year or two I guess. He worked at a place right across where Nathan used to work. He always used to look at Nathan and smile alot. They never really took the time to talk but just the casual hello-hi-wassup kind of talks took place. This guy used to stare at Nathan, which aroused Nathan's curiousity. Soon enough Nathan started looking back at him, and sort of had feelings for him, as I mentioned earlier. And like I also mentioned previously, he didn't express them. But it really didn't go well, especially later on when Nathan packed himself and stopped responding. He stopped talking to Nathan, not even casual smiling anymore. Later on he switched jobs and that crushed Nathan some-what. But he got better eventually. Infact he not only got better, he also got stronger. Alot stronger!

May 11, 2010

Phunk, Am I Gay?

God loves to humiliate me! Things I decide I will not be doing, I find myself doing those very things a few days later. Last week I noticed two Justin Bieber posts on blogs I follow. You can check them out here and here. While I was reading the posts, I thought to myself that I would never ever post about Justin Bieber. But guess what?

Here I am, posting about Justin Bieber. Like I said, God loves to humiliate me.

May 8, 2010

A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Many of you are probably aware that my exams are up next week( Though that doesn't seem from how frequently I'm blogging LOL ), anyhow exams means no fun. No fun means no romance. No romance means no Nathan. And no Nathan basically means *ML!

I told Nathan about that the past Thursday and he wasn't happy about it at all. But he understood that it was something that needed to be done after I explained that I'm not freaking out.

You see on Wednesday, I dared to nudge a certain topic had been bugging me since the past few days; Safe Sex! I didn't have the nerve to bring it up. Talking about sex is really awkward, especially if your chatting through some messenger. When you type what you say, there is no voice pattern or facial expression involved. People can read your sentences wrong and there can be a whole lot of confusion, but it's something that had to be done. With Bruce, I had initiated the conversation as well. Even though that was on his face, the wasn't any less awkward.

May 6, 2010

Learn Chinese in 10 Minutes

I was at my university today filling out a completely new blank Examination Form because my awesome university misplaced the form I had submitted on Tuesday. Thank God Ryan saw my name pending on the 'Not Submitted' list and asked me as to why I haven't. I take such things very seriously and do them as soon as possible. Living in Pakistan, you need to ready for anything to happen at any moment. So it's best to do wrap up important stuff as soon as possible.

Ryan had submitted his form yesterday and just tagged along today to get the 411 on how my studies are going and also to ask if I will explain to him a few things. We're standing in the line and he is boasting how I should do things on time like he does. Bleh! And then suddenly he says, "I was bored yesterday so I learned chinese!"

May 5, 2010

Friends, Lovers Or Nothing

The mall was decently crowded for a Tuesday afternoon. I had gone straight from my college, so wasn't really looking my best. I had washed my face and sprayed on a fresh layer of deo that I always carry in my bag. As long as I looked and smelled relatively fresh, it was fine by me. He was already there. Good! I would have screamed bloody murder if he had kept me waiting.

It's funny how much things had changed. A few weeks ago we met at the same place and we had a ball. We laughed, we talked, we bitched, we ate and by the time the night ended, we had even kissed. Isn't it funny how things turned out to be?. I couldn't help but think about it, and laugh.
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